Boxing legend Mike Tyson recently lost his first sanctioned fight in nearly two decades to former YouTuber Jake Paul, which must have been rough. However, it gets worse: Tyson has also revealed that he nearly died training for the match.

Was Jake Paul’s not the most punchable face in the history of punched faces? It was a face with all the character and lived experience of a canned ham. It was the consummate face of an influencer, with all the smirky grifting in search of the lux life that term suggests.